Definition: W.I.S

WIS/W.I.S- Watch Idiot Savant.

 

Usuage: I suffer from WIS-Itis.

Diagnosis: One may be a WIS if:

1. One spends an hour on a watch-related forum.

2. One finds them self staring randomly at their timepiece without reading the time.

3. One has continued to read this post.

4. One defines WIS on a watch-related blog.

-JKS